Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.
I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
after steve finds bucky and his memories come back they decide to live with tony because he has the resources to make sure if bucky relapses into the solider he won’t hurt himself or anyone else
tony is super psyched to have them obviously but he’s not going to say that and also he’s a little shit
he gives them a room with one king-sized bed he dubs the honeymoon suite and makes sure to point out the extravagant amount of condoms and ‘good lube’ in the nightstand
he also tells them not to worry because the room is soundproofed and then he leaves after he sees steve blush and bucky stifle a giggle
he missed steve’s prudishness
he figured that would be the last of it but two hours later bucky bursts into the common room where he’s watching toddlers in tiaras with pepper (and he will swear on his life that it was her turn to choose, okay)
his hair is sticking up every which way and he has a truly blissed out look on his face, and, oh yeah, he’s only wearing boxers and seems to be finding it hard to find his footing when he runs up to tony and engulfs him in a big bear hug, babbling about how he ‘hasn’t been fucked like that since steve took him behind the coaster at coney in ‘39, my god’
tony gets a vaguely horrified look on his face because his father’s stories definitely never included anything like that
#*an excerpt from bucky and steve’s post-coital discussions*#i thought you said tony was a dick. oh man. you said people nowadays were accepting but WOW.#trust me. he is a dick. he thinks i’m some pure virgin and he did this to embarass me.#really? what gave him that idea?#not sure. i’m pretty sure he thinks no one had sex before 1969.#steve. i have an idea. hand me my boxers.#bucky. no.#BUT IT’LL BE FUNNY.#bucky we have to live with these people.#they’ll figure it out eventually anyway and this will be more fun#buck-#steve#….fine (via buckybbarnes)
And then Bucky tells Tony they actually ran out of condoms, and starts babbling about Steve and super-soldier serum and where can they get more and how soon?
Meanwhile Pepper is just sipping her drink, taking in the lusciousness that is Bucky Barnes, in boxer shorts, looking thoroughly wrecked
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY DO AND YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL THEM SOMETHING YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT
GODDAMN IT ALL I WANT A QUASIMODO
BLESS YOU PHOEBUS
GOD BLESS THE GYPSEYS FOR PROTECTING ESMERALDA
FUCK YOU FROLLO
FROLLO SHUT YOUR FACE
YOU ARE NOT PURE
YOU’RE SINGING TO MOTHER MARY ABOUT YOUR UNHOLY ERECTION
STOP BLAMING YOU ASS HAT